Scrubs (TV Series)

My Malpractical Decision (2004)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Doug Murphy : Elliot, I know everyone thinks I'm this huge screw-up, but I just want you to know that I'm gonna turn it around!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Doug, this is a quarantined area!

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Kelso wants me to keep hiding Doug until that attorney leaves? Isn't that ridiculous?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Elliot, the man tried to electrocute me an hour ago. All I care about is whether or not this twitch goes away. You should take Doug down to the morgue. The worst he could do there is bring somebody back to life!

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What are you doing here?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Ah, hiding from Doug. He asked me a question I haven't answered yet. You?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I was trying to make a dramatic exit. I thought this was a patient's room.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Right.

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Carla, when I became chief resident, I wrote a pledge to myself and do you know what it said?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Mm-mm?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : It said, "Dance like nobody is watching," which I do constantly with the shades closed just in case somebody's watching. But it also said not to hide problems away.