Scrubs (TV Series)
My New God (2006)
Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan
Quotes
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Dr. Cox : Remind me again, why are you having our son baptized?
Jordan : Oh what do you care? You're not even going!
Dr. Cox : Fine, let him go to church. I mean I let him go to magic shows. I'll just tell him it's all a lie when he gets home, so he doesn't have any of those crazy nightmares
Jordan : By the way, I invited your sister
Dr. Cox : Oh Jordan please tell me you didn't!
Jordan : Oh I'm sorry sweetie. I don't think she'd be so upset. I'll call her and tell her not to come.
[starts laughing]
Jordan : How weird would it be if I was like that?
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Dr. Cox : Could I comment on the baptism dress?
Paige : I think you should wait to see the matching slippers and tiny handbag
Dr. Cox : You're actually encouraging him to cross-dress on the same day that you're introducing him to a religion that will condemn him to Hell for it. That's a trauma twofer.
Jordan : Can you two please just try to get along? Now I'm getting some blush for Jack, because this lace collar is washing out his face. Terrible.
Dr. Cox : Paige, will you just acknowledge that medicine made Mr. Donnelly better?
Paige : Fine. It was medicine.
Dr. Cox : Aha
Paige : Thank God for creating medicine
Dr. Cox : [Flipping out] A-ghe-de-geh-geh-geh!
[Stands]
Dr. Cox : That's it! That is it.
[Grabs Jack, who begins giggling wildly]
Dr. Cox : Now you, you may be a total goner, but God's not getting his hands on this one. No way, no how. Come on, Jackie boy, we got places to go.
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Jordan : I don't think I can do this without Perry. I mean, he's my everything.