Scrubs (TV Series)

My New Old Friend (2003)

Aloma Wright: Nurse Roberts

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Look, Elliot, I...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Ah damn! I missed the annual sleepover, didn't I? That wonderful time of year when you two crazy kids throw caution to the wind and make sweet, elbowy love to each other. Don't you be shy! You can tell Uncle Coxy about the naught-ay!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr Cox, I lost my apartment and so I was just needing a place to stay...

  Dr. Perry Cox : so you went over to your "friend"'s house and cried on his shoulder, boo-hoo... wham! You

  [to JD] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : , of course, comforted her because she was weak and vulnerable and blah, blah, blah, nerdy sex... the end. Dear Lord, Laverne, how in God's name do you listen to this crap all day long?

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother, this is better than my stories.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [going away]  Oh, you're so right...

• Nurse Laverne Roberts : [Elliot and J.D. are having a fight. Laverne holds her phone toward them]  Could you speak up? Mr. Roberts doesn't hear so well.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Laverne, if you're looking for your beeswax, none of that is over here, okay?

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : [into phone]  Now she all mad.