Scrubs (TV Series)

My Porcelain God (2004)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Janitor : [Speaking to a line leading up to the roof toilet]  Okay, look, attention roof-poopers! Setting aside for a moment the fact that I'm gonna make sure that you all live to regret this day, let's keep the magic rolling -- let's not tell anyone else that there's a toilet on the roof.

  [the Todd comes in, and the Janitor spins to turn his attention to him] 

  Janitor : There is not a toilet on the roof!

  Todd : But you just said there was.

  Janitor : No! Yes, I did, but I was using a metaphor... uhh... that means..."God is watching us." You've heard this, "There's a toilet on the roof."

  [turning to the line] 

  Janitor : Right? People?

  Nurse Roberts : [They all nod and agree]  That's right, ain't nothing up there.

  Todd : [beat]  Cool.