Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Betrayal (1997)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : All right, I admit it. I slept with Nina - but that's all!
George Costanza : "That's all"? That's everything! I don't know what all the rest of it is for, anyway.
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[at Sue Ellen's wedding, just before the ceremony is to begin]
Elaine Benes : [whispering] Would you grow up, George? What is the difference? Nina slept with him, he slept with me, I slept with Pinter. Nobody cares; it's all ancient history.
George Costanza : [loudly] You slept with the groom?
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George Costanza : So, Elaine, are you gonna sleep with me, or what?
Elaine Benes : George, I just got off a twenty-three-hour plane ride. I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought.
George Costanza : Fine; I'll ask you again when you're rested.
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, I'm sure she'll come around.
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George Costanza : You know, I didn't go to the bathroom the *entire time* we were in India!
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Cosmo Kramer : Hey... FDR wants me to drop dead.
George Costanza : "FDR"?
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, Franklin Delano Romanowski. I go to his birthday party and, just before he blew out his candles, he gives me this look.
George Costanza : Stink eye?
Jerry Seinfeld : Crook eye?
Cosmo Kramer : *Evil* eye.
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, everybody's a little cranky on their birthday.
George Costanza : Oh, it's a bad day. No, you got everyone in your house; you're thinking, "These are my friends?"
Jerry Seinfeld : Every day is my birthday.
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[discussing why Jerry and Nina never dated]
Jerry Seinfeld : We were too compatible. Our conversations were so engrossing.
George Costanza : How engrossing?
Jerry Seinfeld : If we ever had a problem with Elaine, we could bring in Nina and not lose a step.
George Costanza : [chuckles with surprise, then shows worry] You don't, uh, have a replacement lined up for me, do you?
[continues chuckling]
George Costanza : [Jerry chuckles knowingly and smiles]
Jerry Seinfeld : Anyway, like I was saying, I couldn't make the transition from conversation to sex. There were no awkward pauses - I need an awkward pause.
George Costanza : I'm all awkward pauses. Fix me up with her.
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George Costanza : You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
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Nina Stengle : George, I've used the bathroom; it's fine.
George Costanza : No, no, no, no - I can walk it off. It's 120 degrees in here: I'll sweat it out.
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Nina Stengle : And by the way, you can take off those boots: Everyone knows you're five-six.
George Costanza : Five-eight!... Five-seven...
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Elaine Benes : Hey, are those Timberlands... painted black?
George Costanza : Is your nose pierced?
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Nina Stengle : George, you've been wearing those boots since I met you. You're not gonna wear them to the wedding, are you?
George Costanza : No.
[snorts]
George Costanza : I'm gonna wear black shoes.
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George Costanza : Jerry seem a little weird when I mentioned Nina?
Elaine Benes : Nina? Nina? Nope. Sh... Not weird, no, Nina.
George Costanza : Why do you keep saying "Nina"?
Elaine Benes : I don't know.
[laughing]
Elaine Benes : "Nina." "Nina!"... I'm gonna go grab a bite.
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George Costanza : Hello, friend. Enjoying the flight?
Jerry Seinfeld : Coach to India: only way to go.
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Elaine Benes : Hey, are you gettin' taller?
George Costanza : Timberlands.
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George Costanza : Wait a minute - Nina just saw me in my Timberlands. Now, I have to wear them every time I see her.
Jerry Seinfeld : Why?
George Costanza : In any other shoe, I lose two inches; I can't have a drop-down. We were eye-to-eye; I can't go eye-to-chin.
Jerry Seinfeld : So you're gonna wear 'em no matter what the situation?
George Costanza : In every situation, no matter how silly I look.