Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Betrayal (1997)

Bart Braverman: Zubin

Quotes 

• Elaine Benes : Your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke -

  Usher : You're not going to the wedding, are you?

  Elaine Benes : Well -

  Usher : Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.

  Zubin : You know, it's the only country that still has the plague.

  [laughs] 

  Zubin : I mean, the plague - please.

• Zubin : If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

  Elaine Benes : That's... fantastic.