Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Betrayal (1997)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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Quotes 

• [Kramer bursts into Newman's birthday party] 

  Cosmo Kramer : Newman, wait!

  Newman : Kramer, I'm with people.

  Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, yeah. And *thanks* for inviting me.

  Newman : I did invite you. Your invitation must have gotten..."lost in the mail."

• ["Eleven Years Earlier"] 

  [Jerry is moving into his new apartment; Kramer emerges from his, wearing a bathrobe] 

  Cosmo Kramer : Hey, how you doin'?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, hi. I'm Jerry Seinfeld; I'm movin' in. I saw your name on the buzzer: You must be Kessler.

  Cosmo Kramer : Uh, no, actually, it's "Kramer."... Uh, do you need any help, or - ?

  Jerry Seinfeld : No, thanks. But, I ordered a pizza; you want some of it?

  Cosmo Kramer : Uh, no, no, no; I couldn't impose.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Why not? We're neighbors. What's mine is yours.

  Cosmo Kramer : [leaning against the door-frame and looking around in wonder]  Really?

• Cosmo Kramer : Hey... FDR wants me to drop dead.

  George Costanza : "FDR"?

  Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, Franklin Delano Romanowski. I go to his birthday party and, just before he blew out his candles, he gives me this look.

  George Costanza : Stink eye?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Crook eye?

  Cosmo Kramer : *Evil* eye.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Well, everybody's a little cranky on their birthday.

  George Costanza : Oh, it's a bad day. No, you got everyone in your house; you're thinking, "These are my friends?"

  Jerry Seinfeld : Every day is my birthday.

• [Kramer and FDR hold a wishbone] 

  Cosmo Kramer : All right, FDR; this wish is for all the marbles. You win, you get your wish: I drop dead. I win: I don't drop dead, and I get one-hundred-percent anti-drop-dead protection - forever.