Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Cadillac (1996)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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Marisa Tomei : Have I told you how much I love you today?
George Costanza : Not in the last fifteen minutes.
Marisa Tomei : Well, I do love you very much.
George Costanza : And I love you, Marisa.
Marisa Tomei : Well then, c'mon, get dressed. We're going to be late for the premiere.
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George Costanza : Elaine, it's me, George
Elaine : George. How come you're whispering?
George Costanza : Never mind, never mind. I need you to do me a favour. Uhm, remember what we were talking about at the coffee shop earlier?
Elaine : No!
George Costanza : Think, a second. You know, your friend was talking about me and, you know...
Elaine : Ech, George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
George Costanza : The actress
Elaine : What?
George Costanza : [shouts] MARISA TOMEI!
Susan Biddle Ross : What?
George Costanza : Uh, ah, nothing, Nothing!
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George Costanza : Do you know the odds of me being anyone's type?
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Susan Biddle Ross : Hey! What're you watching?
[looks at TV]
Susan Biddle Ross : Only You? That's another Marisa Tomei movie, and you've seen that one too.
[jokingly]
Susan Biddle Ross : What, do you have a thing for her?
George Costanza : [laughing it off and trying too hard] Yeah, yeah. I have a thing for Marisa Tomei. Like she would ever go out with a short, stocky, bald man.
[forced laughter]
George Costanza : Hu hu, ha ha. Like that's her type. Huh. She's an Oscar winner.
[nervous laughter]
George Costanza : He heh. Besides, I don't even know her. It's not like anyone's trying to fix us up. Who, who would try and fix me up with Marisa Tomei?
Susan Biddle Ross : What are you talking about?
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George Costanza : [to a comatose Katy in her hospital bed] Move a pinky if it's "yes". Can you move a pinky?