Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Slicer (1997)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : [Kramer cuts meat wearing a white coat] This slicer is indomitable.
Jerry : Where did you get that butcher's coat?
Cosmo Kramer : You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything.
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Jerry Seinfeld : How's the life-saving business?
Dr. Sara Sitarides : It's fine.
Jerry Seinfeld : It must take a really really big zit, to kill a man.
Dr. Sara Sitarides : What is with you?
Jerry Seinfeld : You call yourself life-saver, I call you pimple-popper M.D.
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Jerry Seinfeld : Revenge date? That sounds more like you than me.
George Costanza : This could be so sweet. Saving lives? She's one step above working at the Clinique counter.
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Elaine Benes : How was the doctor date?
Jerry Seinfeld : It died on the table.