The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Inner Child (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders, Nelson Muntz, Shouting Crowd

Quotes 

• Bart : Lis, everyone in town is acting like me, so why does it suck?

  Lisa : It's simple, Bart. You've defined yourself as a rebel. And in the absence of a repressive milieu, your societal niche has been co-opted.

  Bart : I see.

• Brad Goodman : We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this... this...

  Bart : Rudiger

  Brad Goodman : Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger

  Marge Simpson : His name is Bart

  Brad Goodman : His name isn't important!

• Homer : Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.

  Lisa : We know, Dad.

  Homer : I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend this self-help seminar.

  Bart : What an odd thing to say...

• Kearney : Shh! Quiet! You'll wake up Old Man Simpson.

  Jimbo : Hey, no more trampoline.

  Kearney : Let's jump on the car instead!

  [they do so, as Homer does nothing and Marge looks annoyed] 

• Ralph Wiggum : [while jumping]  Weee! Ouch! I bit my tongue!