The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Inner Child (1993)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, Grampa, Groundskeeper Willie, Bandstand Assembler, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, McGonigal, Shouting Crowd

Quotes 

• Brad Goodman : Okay, folks, let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!

  "Diamond" Joe Quimby : I, uh, can't commit to a relationship!

  Montgomery Burns : I'm too nice!

  Apu : I have problems with...

  Lenny : [interrupts]  I'm always interrupting people!

• Milhouse : [Milouse crawls out from a tunnel of mattresses, his hand over his nose]  It smells funny in there.

  Homer : No, it doesn't.

• Homer : Marge, can I go outside and play?

• Homer : Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.

  Lisa : We know, Dad.

  Homer : I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend this self-help seminar.

  Bart : What an odd thing to say...

• "Diamond" Joe Quimby : By the way, this woman is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I tell you this because I am comfortable with my womanizing!