The Simpsons (TV Series)

Behind the Laughter (2000)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : I'd see them sitting on that couch all day long. Just staring at that Hollywood hogwash.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, our favorite show was "Hollywood Hogwash", but we also loved "The Dreck Squad".

  Marge Simpson : ..."The Malarkies", "Dumbing it Down"...

  Lisa Simpson : "Sheriff Low-brow".

  Bart Simpson : "Home Improvement".

• Marge Simpson : Okay, the material was a little corny. But Homer and I had real chemistry on screen.

  Homer Simpson : Every day I thought about firing Marge. You know, just to shake things up.

• Marge Simpson : [singing]  I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

  [spoken] 

  Marge Simpson : So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him!

  [the audience gasps] 

  Marge Simpson : A smile!

• Marge Simpson : They told us what to wear, how to dress, which clothes we should put on...

• Marge Simpson : Nobody told us how tough it is to raise kids. They almost drove me to fortified wine.