The Simpsons (TV Series)

Burns, Baby Burns (1996)

Rodney Dangerfield: Larry Burns

Quotes 

• Larry Burns : It's all falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle

• Larry Burns : This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet.

• Larry Burns : My dad and I started off great and we are falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle. I tell you I get no regard no regard at all.

• Larry Burns : It's OK, I already have a family - my wife and kids. That reminds me - they're probably wondering where I went. I told them I was going out for coffee - that was over a week ago.

• Montgomery Burns : Oh, Admiral Carstairs, I'd like you to meet my son, Larry.

  Larry Burns : Hey, Skipper, good to meet you. Where'd you start out, on the Merrimack? Hey, I should talk. I hope I look that good when I'm 200.

  Admiral Carstairs : [angry]  That's such insubordination!

  [Mr. Burns takes Larry aside] 

  Montgomery Burns : Larry, please. He's very sensitive about his age.

• Larry Burns : Thank you for stopping. It was rough getting a ride. The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought I fell out. It was rough I tell you.

• Larry Burns : Mr Burns, I'm your son. And I just stepped on one of your peacocks. Got a paper towel?

• Larry Burns : oh customers good cause papa needs a new pair of everything.