- Rod Flanders: Daddy, can I buy this one?
- [holds up a short that says "Get Bent"]
- Ned Flanders: Let's see. "Get Bent" Well the only thing that could mean is kneel down and pray. We'll take the whole box.
- [passes t-shirts to people]
- Ned Flanders: Get bent everyone!
- Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey, Krusty Show T-shirts are made for kids, by kids, and we pass the *slavings* on to you! Hoo-hoo-hah-heh-heh-heh!
- Homer: Nothing makes a parent happier than when an eccentric single man takes an interest in their child.