The Simpsons (TV Series)
Future-Drama (2005)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Nelson's children, Kearney, Ralph Wiggum
Quotes
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Waylon Smithers : [with a very attractive woman] Sir, you knew I was on a date.
Bart : Mr. Smithers? But I thought you were... you know...
Waylon Smithers : Oh no, I'm straight. As long as I keep taking these shots!
[injects shot into arm]
Waylon Smithers : I love boobies!
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Bart : ...So that's how Jenda dumped me.
Homer Simpson : Son, some times people just grow apart, like me and your mom.
Bart : No, mom dumped you because you blew all our money on this underwater house!
Homer Simpson : She'll realize she was a fool when... HEY! Come back with my patio furniture!... Stupid flounders!
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Principal Skinner : And now, here's assistant principal Kearney.
Kearney : Okay, I want a nice, clean prom. That means: no booze, kick, puff, doze, max, stim or turb. Remember: stim kills!
Principal Skinner : It's what turned superintendent Chalmers into a vegetable!
Superintendent Chalmers : Skinner! Skinner! Skinner! Skinner!