The Simpsons (TV Series)
Half-Decent Proposal (2002)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
Quotes
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Patty : Overnight bag, no husband in sight - it's happened!
Selma : She left Homer? I'll get the champale!
Patty : And let's get that ring off!
Marge Simpson : Whoa, whoa, whoa, Delilah! I didn't leave Homer, and I never will. I just need one night away from his snoring.
Selma : Great - we'll have a girls' night.
Patty : No bras!
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Selma : Let's catch the tail end of Nookie in New York.
Marge Simpson : Nookie in New York?
Patty : It's a cable show about four single women who act like gay men.
Marge Simpson : That sounds great!
Miranda : [Marge, Patty and Selma turn on "Nookie in New York"] If I'm not having sex by the end of this goat-cheese quesadilla, I'm going to scream.
Charlotte : I also enjoy sex.
Samantha : Since this morning, I've had sex with a New York Knick, two subway cops, and a guy who works on Wall Street.
Charlotte : Broker?
Carrie : Nah. She's just really sore.
[They all laugh]
Patty : [Back in the apartment] This is so like our lives.
Selma : It's like they hid a camera in our apartment.
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Marge Simpson : I haven't lost so much sleep since little Barty had the scoots.
Dr. Hibbert : Well, there's a surgical option, but it's not cheap.
[Writes something on a slip of paper, and slides it across his desk to Homer]
Dr. Hibbert : Here's what it costs.
Homer Simpson : [Reads paper] Interesting. Here's my counter-offer.
[Writes something on the paper and gives it back to Hibbert]
Dr. Hibbert : [Reads. The note says, "Do it for free"]
[Chuckles, then turns very serious]
Dr. Hibbert : Get out.
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Marge Simpson : I knew this weekend was just an excuse to get in my mouth! Keep your money - I'm going home!
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Cab Driver : That's nine hundred and twelve dollars.
Marge Simpson : Send the bill to Baron von Kiss-a-lot.
Cab Driver : No problem-o.
[He drives away]
Butler : [the scene cuts to a shot of a Bavarian castle, and then to an aristocratic drawing room. A butler approaches a man seated by a fireplace] This just arrived, Herr Baron.
[Hands him the taxi bill, which he reads]
Baron : [In German accent] Okay, who's the wise guy?