The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer's Phobia (1997)
Hank Azaria: Steel Mill Worker #2, Steel Mill Worker #3, Steel Mill Worker #4, Moe Szyslak, Annual Gift Man
Quotes
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[Homer is worried that Bart will turns out gay]
Moe : Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid, uh... Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow; make her into a man.
Homer : Aw, she'd never go. She's a vegetarian.
Moe : Oh, geez! Homer, geez! You and Marge ain't cousins, are you?
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Roscoe : [to workers] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
Workers : [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o.
Homer : [gasps] Has the whole world gone insane?
Steel Mill Worker #1 : [sissy-like] Stand still, there's a spark in you hair!
Steel Mill Worker #2 : Get it, get it!
Homer : [whimpers as another guy walks past Homer holding a vat of hot steel in hot pants]
Steel Mill Worker #3 : Hot stuff, comin' through!
Homer : [screams]
Bart Simpson : Dad, why'd you take me to a gay steel mill?
Homer : [frightened] I don't know! This is a NIGHTMARE! YOU'RE ALL SICK!
Steel Mill Worker #4 : [waving his hand] Oh be nice!
Homer : Oh! My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay!
[a whistle goes off]
Homer : Oh my god! What's happening now?
Roscoe : We work hard, we play hard.
[pulls a chain, "Everybody Dance Now" starts playing as the mill turns into a gay nightclub]
