The Simpsons (TV Series)

I'm Goin' to Praiseland (2001)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, Kent Brockman, King David, Lenny, Louie, Skinner, St. Peter

Quotes 

• Nelson Muntz : [confused at the Whack-A-Mole game]  What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!

  Ned Flanders : You can stop Satan with your faith.

  Nelson Muntz : With my face? You calling me ugly?

  Ned Flanders : No, no, no, I think you're beautiful!

  Nelson Muntz : Oh, that's it!

  [goes after Ned] 

  Ned Flanders : Aaaaah!

• Ned Flanders : Sell Storytown Village? Why, you gotta be off your tuffet. Well, it's been closed for so long, and-and I thought I could turn it into a, a Christian theme park.

  The Rich Texan : Christian, eh? Well, that's different.

  Ned Flanders : The thing is, I don't have a lot of money.

  The Rich Texan : Then what the hell good are you? Beat it, you hippie!

  Ned Flanders : But I...

  The Rich Texan : You're right, that was harsh. Tell you what... Maybe I could donate the park as a tax write-off.

  Ned Flanders : [gasps]  If you could do that, I'll make this place a shining beacon for the Lord.

  The Rich Texan : Oh, you are so full of it... God's grace, that is. It's really sickening... there aren't more people like you. Now, get out... your pen, and we'll make it official.

  Ned Flanders : Oh, bless you sir!