The Simpsons (TV Series)
Mr. Plow (1992)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Allan Thicke, Radio Voice #1, Marty, Barney Gumble, Grampa Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby, Arnie Pie, Cameraman, Mountain Goat
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Quotes
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Total Disaster Insurance Man : Now, before I give you the check, one more question: ah, this place Moe's you left right before the accident, this is this a business of some kind?
Homer's Mind : Don't tell him you were at a bar!
[gasps]
Homer's Mind : But what else is open at night?
Homer : It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Mind : Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.
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Homer : [singing] Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow.
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Homer : It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!
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Lisa Simpson : [During Mr. Plow Commercial] But I'm a real tight wad. Can I afford this remarkable system?
Homer : Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.
Bart Simpson : You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you Mr. Plow?
Homer : [Under Breath] Shut up boy.
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Barney : [to Adam West] So long, Superman. Your secret identity is safe with me.
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Linda Ronstadt : [singing] When the snow starts a fallin', there's a man you should be callin'. That's KLD-796. Let it ring.
Linda Ronstadt , Barney : Mr Plow is a loser, and I think he is a boozer, so you'd better make that call to the Plow King.
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Homer : [answers the phone] Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
Kumatsu Motors Man : Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.
Homer : Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from "Leave It To Beaver".
[pause]
Homer : Yeah, they were gay.
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Homer : Huh - the Batmobile! Huh - Adam West! Hey kids! Batman!
Lisa Simpson : Dad, that's not the real Batman.
Adam West : Of course I'm Batman. See? Here's a picture of me with Robin.
Bart Simpson : Who the hell is Robin?
Adam West : Oh, I guess you're only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha. The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt. And I didn't need plastic molded to improve my physique. Pure West. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?
[dances]
Homer : [disturbed] It is nice meeting ya.
[to Bart and Lisa]
Homer : Just keep movin', don't make eye contact.
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Homer : If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.
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[while visiting 'Crazy Vlaclav's Place of Automobiles' for a possible new car, Homer is sitting in a tiny three-wheeler with a fly emblem]
Crazy Vaclav : She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
[Homer fiddles with the gears, which are indicated by several Cyrillic letters, including "H", meaning neutral]
Homer : What country is this car from?
Crazy Vaclav : It no longer exists, but take her for a test drive, and you'll agree: 'Zagreb ebnom Zlotdik diev'!
[as Homer struggles to start the car, Vaclav gives it a push]
Crazy Vaclav : Put it in H!
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Homer : Lenny and Carl suck. Oh, don't tell them I said that Marge, because if I ever lost them as friends...
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Homer : Hello, I'm Mr. Plow! Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers, and the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow? Then call KLondike 5-3226. Call now, and receive a free t-shirt!
[cut to Homer watching the ad holding a "Mondale for Veep" shirt]
Homer : He might still surprise ya!
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Barney : Oh dyings not so bad ill be reunited with my loved ones my father and that plant I never watered.