- Uter: [the students are pulling the bus up a hill] I feel like I'm in Fitzcarraldo.
- Nelson: That movie was flawed!
- [Punches Uter in the stomach]
- Homer: [pulls compliance chip out of his head] I did it! And without any brain damage-amage-amage-amage-amage...
- Gary Busey: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 'Joe' is ME. And Mary is a composite of twelve different women and a small independent film company, all of whom couldn't deal with me because I'm *too real*!
- Gary Busey: [presenting a A Guide to Your Restraining Order] Meet Joe - last name Spaghetti-O. One night Joe went to a party and fell in love with a girl named Mary.
- [Mary throws her drink on Joe]
- Gary Busey: Ohhhh, man I've been there. At first Joe felt discouraged. But then he remembered what his father taught him: never say die, quitters never prosper and 'no' means 'yes'!
- Edna Krabappel: skinner ive moved on r romance is iin the history books and there is nothing left worth highlighting.
- Homer: Iver never worked all night never and I worked in an all night diner for 3 years. I slept on the grill.