Bart Simpson writes on the chalkboard in one of the classrooms at "Springfield Elementary School" at the beginning of this episode, "I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom."
The Simpson Family (in order from left to right: Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson, and Bart Simpson) try to sit on the couch at the same time and nothing happens.
The first phone joke:
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart Simpson: Hello. Is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart Simpson: Yeah, Al. Last name Coholic.
Moe: Let me check. Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Alcoholic here?
(patrons at bar laugh)
Moe: Wait a minute. Listen, you litle yellowbelly rat jackass. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you.
Bart Simpson and Maggie Simpson: (laughing)
The second phone joke:
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart Simpson: Is Oliver there?
Moe: Who?
Bart Simpson: Oliver Clothesoff.
Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Clothesoff. Call for Oliver Clothesoff.
Bart Simpson and Maggie Simpson: (laughing)
Moe: Listen, you lousy bum. If I ever get ahold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open.
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart Simpson: Hello. Is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart Simpson: Yeah, Al. Last name Coholic.
Moe: Let me check. Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Alcoholic here?
(patrons at bar laugh)
Moe: Wait a minute. Listen, you litle yellowbelly rat jackass. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you.
Bart Simpson and Maggie Simpson: (laughing)
The second phone joke:
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart Simpson: Is Oliver there?
Moe: Who?
Bart Simpson: Oliver Clothesoff.
Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Clothesoff. Call for Oliver Clothesoff.
Bart Simpson and Maggie Simpson: (laughing)
Moe: Listen, you lousy bum. If I ever get ahold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open.
Maggie Simpson does not say anything in this episode.
Homer Simpson ate the last doughnut for breakfast.
Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson forgot their school lunches that Marge Simpson made and they brought money instead.
The phone number to Dr. Monroe is 555-PAIN.
Marge Simpson says she is 34 years old.
"Springfield Nuclear Power Plant" is indeed a fictional nuclear power plant; however, it is believed that it is based off the real life nuclear power plant "Trojan Nuclear Power Plant" once located southeast of Rainier, Oregon, United States. More information is available by clicking on the following link, .
Homer Simpson eats a pickled egg at "Moe's."
"Duff Beer" is indeed a fictional beer.
Bart Simpson says meat loaf is for dinner.
Roses cost US $55 a dozen and Homer Simpson buys one for Marge Simpson.
Homer Simpson makes a reservations for him and Marge Simpson to go to "Chez Pierre."
"Chez Pierre" is indeed a fictional restaurant.
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson are spending the night on the second floor of the "Off-ramp Inn."
The "Off-ramp Inn" is indeed a fictional hotel.
"The Happy Little Elves Meet the Curious Bear Cubs" is indeed a fictional movie.
According to Bart Simpson, he has seen the movie "The Happy Little Elves" fourteen billion times.
Bart Simpson changes the television to the television show "America's Most Armed and Dangerous."
"America's Most Armed and Dangerous" is indeed a fictional television show; however, it is believed to be a parody of the real television show America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back (1988).
The phone number to call if you know where one of the dangerous people are that are featured on the television show "America's Most Armed and Dangerous" is 1-800-U-SQUEAL.
Check out time at the "Off-ramp Inn" is 9:00AM.
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