The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Homer They Fall (1996)
Harry Shearer: Mall Show Announcer, Dolph's Dad, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Boxcar Bob, Reporter #2, TV Announcer, Kent Brockman, Montgomery Burns
Quotes
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Reporter #1 : Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?
Drederick Tatum : Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.
Reporter #2 : Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?
Drederick Tatum : I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Reporter #3 : Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
Drederick Tatum : Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
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Dr. Hibbert : You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson" syndrome.
Homer Simpson : Oh, why me?
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Dr. Hibbert : [examining Homer] Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.
Marge Simpson : That's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks.
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[on television, a monstrously strong Drederick Tatum exits a jail cell threateningly]
TV Announcer : Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime. But he's paid his debt, and now he's going to get revenge... on Homer Simpson.
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Kent Brockman : This just in; go to hell!