The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Mansion Family (2000)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Oh, why won't anyone give me an award?

  Lisa Simpson : You won a Grammy.

  Homer Simpson : I mean an award that's worth winning.

  [announcement on the bottom of the screen- Legal Disclaimer: Mr. Simpson's opinions do not reflect those of the producers, who don't consider the Grammy an award at all] 

• Lisa Simpson : [at Mr. Burns' elaborate dinner table]  Mom, Bart's making faces at me!

  [using a pair of opera glasses to get a better look] 

  Lisa Simpson : I think.

• Bart : [riding his bike through Mr. Burns' mansion, he knocks a table and vase over]  I'm Al Unser, Jr.!

  Lisa Simpson : [on a horse and jumping over the debris]  I'm Princess Margaret!

  Homer Simpson : [following on a lawnmower]  I'm drunk!

• Homer Simpson : [taking Mr. Burns' yacht for a party]  Propellers... spinning! Turn... left! Boat go... there!

  Lisa Simpson : [on the dock]  Don't worry, Mom. I'm sure he'll be okay.

  Marge Simpson : The boat's going sideways!

  Homer Simpson : Chips ahoy!

  [the boat bumps into a rocky outcropping and rights itself] 

  Homer Simpson : Well done, Mr. Lenny. Well done.