The Simpsons (TV Series)

Three Gays of the Condo (2003)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Stuart, Hans Moleman, Large Gay Military Man

Quotes 

• Kirk Van Houten : If you see a tie on the door knob, that means I'm with a lady.

  Homer : But you don't have a door knob.

  Kirk Van Houten : I don't have a tie either!

• [after completeing puzzle] 

  Homer Simpson : It's the only worth-while thing I ever made that wasn't Lisa.

  [Maggie makes angry noise] 

  Homer Simpson : Prove me wrong, Silent Bob.

• Homer Simpson : Hey, Weird Al! Did you get those parodies I sent you?

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : Yes I did, Homer.

  Homer Simpson : Which one was better, "Livin' La Pizza Loca" or "Another One Bites The Crust"?

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : Actually, Homer, they were both the same.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, like you and Allan Sherman.

• [Homer confronts Marge with a "memory box" she had put together before they were married] 

  Marge Simpson : Oh, I'd forgotten all about that. Where did you find it?

  Homer Simpson : More like, where didn't I find it? It was practically everywhere!

• Homer Simpson : [Upon learning that Julio and Grady are gay]  Hmm. Which will win out: my old fashioned prejudices, or the fact that I've already mixed my laundry with yours? I'll have to sleep on it.

  [Walks into the room to his left and is instantly heard snoring] 

  Julio : He's sleeping in the pantry

  Grady : Gasp! My spices!