The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror X (1999)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Professor Frink, Collector

Quotes 

• Comic Book Guy : Stop right there! I have the only working phaser ever built. It was fired only once to keep William Shatner from making another album.

• Lucy Lawless : But I'm sure that once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates. Next question!

  Professor Frink : Yes, over here, m-hey, m-heyven. In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa. Yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian! Please to explain it!

  Lucy Lawless : Ah, yeah. Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

  Professor Frink : I see, all right yes. But in episode AG4...

  Lucy Lawless : Wizard.

  Professor Frink : Ah, for glavin out loud...

• Comic Book Guy : [Coming out of the vat of Lucite]  Lucite... hardening... must... end life... Classic... Lorne... Green... death... pose... from... Battlestar... Galactica.

  [Body becomes stiff] 

  Comic Book Guy : Best... death... ever.