The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror X (1999)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, Kodos, Krusty

Quotes 

• [Homer tries to gain passage on an escape rocket] 

  Homer : I am the piano genius from the movie "Shine".

  Guard : And your name is...?

  Homer : Uhh... Shiney McShine.

• Homer : The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth.

• Homer : Lisa, I want you to remember me just as I am right now, filled with murderous rage.

• Lisa Simpson : I still can't believe we escaped from those horrible vampires.

  Homer Simpson : But it was worth it to get back our Super Sugar Crisp cereal.

  Homer Simpson : [singing]  Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.

  Marge Simpson : [driving]  I'm having a hard time seeing. Homer, did you remember to put the fog lights in?

  Homer Simpson : [singing to the same tune]  Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in.

• [Homer and Bart are on a spaceship listening to Rosie O'Donnell sing] 

  Bart Simpson : Don't worry, Dad. We'll be dead in five minutes.

  Homer Simpson : Not fast enough!

  [he presses the eject button, which sends them into space where their heads explode] 

• Homer Simpson : [looking around the spaceship]  Ooh! There's Ross Perot... Dr. Laura... Spike Lee...

  Bart Simpson : Wait, they're not that great.

  Homer Simpson : [looking again]  Okay, there's Dan Quayle and Courtney Love... Tonya Harding... Al Sharpton?

  [Tom Arnold walks in, Homer screams] 

  Homer Simpson : TOM ARNOLD? WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?