The Simpsons (TV Series)

Trilogy of Error (2001)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney, Krusty, Mr. Teeny, Teacher, Louie, Itchy

Quotes 

• Louie : Hey, They's throwin' robots!

  Linguo : They *are* throwing robots.

  Legs : It's disrespecting us. Shut up a'you face!

  Linguo : Shut up *your* face.

  Legs : Whatsa' matta you?

  Louie : You ain't so big.

  Legs : Me an' him are gonna' whack you in the labonza!

  Linguo : Mmmm... Bad... Bad grammar overload! Error! Error!

  [Linguo explodes] 

• [Homer is drunk] 

  Homer : Have you ever seen that Blue Man Group? Total ripoff of the Smurfs. And the Smurfs, well, they SUCK.

• [Marge has just sliced off Homer's thumb] 

  Marge : I'm sorry!

  Homer : Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand, Marge!

• Homer : Here, little fella.

  [Homer pours beer into Linguo's mouth] 

  Lisa : Dad, no!

  Linguo : Error!

  Homer : I'm sorry. I thought he was a party robot.

  Lisa : Oh. This is why I can't have nice things! Grrr... every time I design a robot, somebody comes along and breaks it.

• Homer : [after Linguo explodes]  Linguo, dead?

  Linguo : Linguo is... dead.

• Homer : [to Marge]  That is not possible, we are not in Gattaca.

• Lisa : [after seeing the breakfast Marge has prepared, whispering]  Don't worry dad, I'll get us out of this!

  [Louder] 

  Lisa : Hey dad!

  [winks] 

  Lisa : Do you want to see my science project?

  [winks] 

  Homer : No Lisa,

  [winks] 

  Homer : but I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast!