The Simpsons (TV Series)

Trilogy of Error (2001)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : Almost done. Just lay still.

  Linguo : Lie still.

  Lisa : I knew that. Just testing.

  Linguo : Sentence fragment.

  Lisa : Sentence fragment is also a sentence fragment.

  [Linguo's eyes move back and forth as it thinks] 

  Linguo : Must conserve battery power.

  [Linguo shuts itself down] 

• Homer : Here, little fella.

  [Homer pours beer into Linguo's mouth] 

  Lisa : Dad, no!

  Linguo : Error!

  Homer : I'm sorry. I thought he was a party robot.

  Lisa : Oh. This is why I can't have nice things! Grrr... every time I design a robot, somebody comes along and breaks it.

• Lisa : [after seeing the breakfast Marge has prepared, whispering]  Don't worry dad, I'll get us out of this!

  [Louder] 

  Lisa : Hey dad!

  [winks] 

  Lisa : Do you want to see my science project?

  [winks] 

  Homer : No Lisa,

  [winks] 

  Homer : but I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast!

• Lisa : [running past Moe's]  It's noon. That's usually when dad gets the brew shakes.