The Simpsons (TV Series)

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken (1999)

Karl Wiedergott: Man #2 in 'Don't Go There!', Farmer

Quotes 

• Man with Pitchfork : [to evil children in 'The Bloodening']  Got off my land!

  Boy #1 : [mysterious British accent]  Actually, we'd prefer to stay.

  [the man becomes frightened and holds his pitchfork up in defence] 

  Boy #1 : [mysterious British accent]  You're thinking of hurting us.

  Girl : [mysterious British accent]  Now you're thinking, 'How did they know what I was thinking?'

  Boy #2 : [mysterious British accent]  Now you're thinking, 'I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers!'

• Man #1 : [while Bart and Lisa are watching TV]  You robbed me of my manhood!

  Woman : That's petty theft.

  [the studio audience makes a "woo" sound and another man pops up from behind the couch] 

  Man #2 in 'Don't Go There!' : Don't go there!

  [the studio audience laughs] 

  TV Announcer : Don't Go There will be right back.

  Bart : [while aiming a bowling ball towards the TV]  Oh, no, it won't.