- Nate: Oh, fuck you! Life doesn't have to be miserable just because you are. Oh yeah, I know-weird shit happened to you. Yeah, but you know what? It happens to all of us, and I am sick to death of you using it as an excuse to act like some fucking cunt from hell.
- Ruth Fisher: I would like to go on record as saying I am in full support of you going to art school.
- Claire Fisher: Consider it recorded. But I'm just taking a tour. Let's not get our panties in a wad over it.
- Billy Chenowith: So wasn't that ceremony unbelievably ...
- Brenda Chenowith: Pitiful, pathetic, maybe a word that hasn't been invented yet. Vomitrocious. Is that a word?
- Sgt. Potts: Keith. Listen, we heard back from the use report review board about your shooting. Sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but, ah... you're being brought up on charges. Turns out all the perp had was a toy pistol. There's also evidence to suggest that if the perp hadn't died, he might've invented a clean burning alternative to fossil fuels, reducing our dependence on imported energy sources, thus ending the conflict in the Middle East and deflecting the horror of the impending world war...