Soap (TV Series)

Episode #1.18 (1978)

Katherine Helmond: Jessica Tate

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• Jessica Tate : [turns to woman beside her in airport boarding area]  I'm not really too crazy about taking this flight. I saw the pilot go by before. He walked directly into a pillar, tipped his hat, said excuse me, and got on the plane!

  Lady in Airport : Senora, no habla Ingles.

  Jessica Tate : What does that mean in English? See, I don't speak whatever it is you're speaking.

• Benson DuBois : Mrs. Tate, before you go flying down to Rio, I think you should know what happens if you do.

  Jessica Tate : What?

  Benson DuBois : They keep the bail money Mr. Tate put up.

  Jessica Tate : They do?

  Benson DuBois : Which means he loses the house and all the savings, so while you're down there on a conga line he's gonna be up here on a bread line.