- Chester Tate: Benson, why is it everyone else's toast is a nice, normal color and mine is always black?
- Benson DuBois: Black ain't a nice, normal color?
- Chester Tate: Not for toast, now why does mine look like this?
- Benson DuBois: Because it's burnt.
- Chester Tate: [about Benson] Why don't we fire him?
- Jessica Tate: Don't be silly, darling, we *can't" fire Benson.
- Chester Tate: And why not?
- Jessica Tate: Nobody but Benson would put up with us!