Soap (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (1978)

Billy Crystal: Jodie Dallas

Quotes 

• Jodie Dallas : Carol and I are sharing the apartment.

  Burt Campbell : Oh, Oh, whoa whoa!

  Danny Dallas : [wolf call]  Awoooo!

  Jodie Dallas : It's platonic.

  Danny Dallas : Platonic? Sounds kinky.

• [last lines] 

  Jodie Dallas : Carol, you're sure nothing's wrong?

  Carol David : I'm positive. There is nothing wrong.

  [Jodie enters bathroom, closes door. Carol speaks softly to herself] 

  Carol David : There's nothing wrong, nothing at all. I'm just... pregnant with your child.