Soap (TV Series)
Episode #2.1 (1978)
Robert Guillaume: Benson DuBois
Quotes
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Jessica Tate : I'm scared, Benson. I mean, every once in a while it just kinda hits me - I'm on my way to the big home for a mur...
Benson DuBois : House, house - big house.
Jessica Tate : Yeah, right, for a murder I did not commit. I mean, me, Benson. This is not Barbara Feldon in that movie of the week.
Benson DuBois : Eden, Barbara Eden.
Jessica Tate : Right. And here I am and it isn't a movie and it isn't Barbara Eden in the slam, but me.
Benson DuBois : Slammer.
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Eunice Tate-Leitner : I'm making chocolate mousse.
Benson DuBois : I thought you were on a diet.
Eunice Tate-Leitner : I'm making dietetic chocolate mousse.
Benson DuBois : How do you make dietetic chocolate mousse?
Eunice Tate-Leitner : It's easy - you make chocolate mousse, then you don't eat it.