Soap (TV Series)

Episode #3.11 (1979)

Jimmy Baio: Billy Tate

Quotes 

• Leslie : Billy, I have a little present for you.

  Billy : Oh, you didn't have to do that.

  Leslie : I quit my job.

  Billy : That's my present?

  Leslie : I applied for a job at the university last semester and it came through.

  Billy : So that means...?

  Leslie : Exactly.

  Billy : [nods]  What does it mean?

  Leslie : It means that I'm no longer your teacher. Mrs. Fairbanks is your teacher now. See?

  Billy : You mean I have to take out Mrs. Fairbanks?

  Leslie : You're eighteen. You're a man. I'm no longer bound by any legal or moral code. I can safely give you your present.

  [amorously] 

  Leslie : And tonight, I'm gonna light up every candle on your cake.

  Billy : I'd better start thinking of a wish.