Gene Wilder: Gene Bergman

Quotes 

• Gene Bergman : Why am I the one who's going?

  Annie Bergman : Because we don't know if they're a bunch of maniacs over there with Uzis waiting to blow away the first person to come to the door.

  Gene Bergman : So, I'm the one who's expendable?

  Annie Bergman : Unfortunately, Gene, yes. Because I'm the only one who knows how to work the dishwasher!

• Alice Cooper : You know, when I put the band together, biting heads off chickens was not part of the original act.

  Gene Bergman : You bite heads off of chickens?

  Alice Cooper : Oh, no, no, no. The chicken thing was exaggerated. I mean, you know, we were already the bad boys of rock. We had the long hair and the makeup and the snake.

  Gene Bergman : What snake?

  Alice Cooper : Gene, do you have any idea who I am?

• Gene Bergman : Why are you so starstruck? In New York, we lived next door to the man who won the Nobel Prize in physics.

  Annie Bergman : Yeah, but I didn't lose my virginity listening to one of his lectures on quantum theory!

• Gene Bergman : Alice, would you do me one more little favor?

  Alice Cooper : Sure, Gene. Us guys with girls' names have got to stick together.