Hillary B. Smith: Annie Bergman

Quotes 

• Gene Bergman : Why am I the one who's going?

  Annie Bergman : Because we don't know if they're a bunch of maniacs over there with Uzis waiting to blow away the first person to come to the door.

  Gene Bergman : So, I'm the one who's expendable?

  Annie Bergman : Unfortunately, Gene, yes. Because I'm the only one who knows how to work the dishwasher!

• Annie Bergman : He's the best thing to happen to Stockbridge since Norman Rockwell.

  Alice Cooper : Wow! It's not often that I get my name mentioned in the same breath as Norman Rockwell. Norman Bates...

• Gene Bergman : Why are you so starstruck? In New York, we lived next door to the man who won the Nobel Prize in physics.

  Annie Bergman : Yeah, but I didn't lose my virginity listening to one of his lectures on quantum theory!