The Sopranos (TV Series)
Employee of the Month (2001)
Joe Pantoliano: Ralph Cifaretto
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Quotes
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Ralph Cifaretto : I oughta stick a shiskabbab up your ass!
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Ralph Cifaretto : Look kid I'm trying real hard here and I know I'm the guy who's dating your mom,
Jackie Aprile Jr. : Dating?
Ralph Cifaretto : Don't get fuckin' filthy about it.
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Ralph Cifaretto : [talking privately] Fuckin sand monkey on 17th is holding out on us
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to injuring Arouk Abboubi in a fight] So you treat his brother-in-law to a ride in an ambulance?
Ralph Cifaretto : [referring to a derogatory term for Italian Americans] He said a very bad word
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Let me ask you something, why would you take Jackie's kid on something like that?
Ralph Cifaretto : Someone's gotta show him how the real world works. The kid's got a chip on his shoulder, twenty-three years old, still living at home
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [jokingly, referring to Ralphie dating Rosalie Aprile] So he can keep an eye on the pencil prick that's banging his mother
Ralph Cifaretto : [laughs] No matter how nice I am to that little bastard, he still hates me
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Don't look at me, I got a daughter that age: it's all a fuckin mystery
Ralph Cifaretto : [agreeing with him] Amen
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I was thinking being a parent, that's the hardest job, harder than the other shit we do, the garbage route, whatever
Ralph Cifaretto : Like with my first marriage, my kid Justin...
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [interrupts him] I got some news you're not gonna like, I'm putting our friend in over there... as captain
Ralph Cifaretto : [surprised] What?
Ralph Cifaretto : [disappointed] Fuckin Gigi, are you fuckin shitting me?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm sorry
Ralph Cifaretto : This bullshit with the Arab, so I went over the top but I'll take care of it on a people level
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Ralphie's committed other offenses in the past] You know this isn't the first thing
Ralph Cifaretto : Well, then at least tell the truth: you want one of your own people over there, so you can spy on the Aprile crew
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, but I shouldn't have to. You got some "bad tendencies" and I sympathize because I got them too but you're partnering up with Joe Brooklyn with that shit over at the port. Come on, you know that was a bum decision
Ralph Cifaretto : The bottom line speaks loudest, I'm running my ass off for you
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It's my decision
Ralph Cifaretto : Jesus Christ, I eat dinner at your house
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : This is business