The Sopranos (TV Series)

Luxury Lounge (2006)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Tony Soprano : You bitch and you moan, and you blame everybody else for your problems. Instead of maybe not letting the Mexicans do all the cooking for you, or maybe changing the menu, or changing the decorum.

  Artie Bucco : I guess because you know how to eat, you know how to run a restaurant.

  Tony Soprano : On one of the bleakest nights of my life, after the shit with my mother, and that fucking storm outside, I came here. To this place. I sat out there with Carm and my two kids and we ate and we drank and we were so happy to be here. More than any other place in the world. And you know I'm gonna eat here til I fall off the chair. But in business sometimes shit happens, the playing field changes, whatever. And you gotta do whatever you gotta do to keep your dick up.

  Artie Bucco : If you hate it here so much, why don't you go Don Giovanni. See if he'll cook you that bland shit for your shattered pancreas.

  Tony Soprano : [pauses]  Alright, I'll tell you one thing. And this is very hard. Nobody wants to hear you talk. They're trying to eat out there, and you come along, with your corny jokes, and your stupid stories. Just stay in the kitchen. That'd be a start.

• Tony Soprano : [to Benny]  You don't shit where you eat. And you especially don't shit where *I* eat.

• Tony Soprano : Well, listen, the other day I was driving along, thinking about your little problem. How bout a promotion? Coupon, two for one.

  Artie Bucco : Two-fers. Wow. You mean like you get a free spaghetti and meatballs if you bring another cheap comare douchebag in here? How 'bout an early bird special? Salad wagon? This is a fine dining establishment. I'll give it back to the bank before I turn into a fucking IHOP!

• Tony Soprano : [referring to his outburst during dinner]  Fucking Phil, some display, huh?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I paid a visit to Vito's comare, Jill, she hasn't heard from Vito

  Christopher Moltisanti : [to Carlo after he walks up to them]  We were just discussing La Cage Aux Fat

  Carlo Gervasi : [to Tony, after laughing at Christopher's joke]  I was gonna get my cousin Tommy to call his detective friend. I've been hamstrung with that work stop at the office

  Tony Soprano : [before shrugging]  Vito shows up, he shows up, then we deal with him. If not...

  Carlo Gervasi : It's just a phone call, and seriously, Tommy says the guy can track somebody from the corner of shit

  Tony Soprano : [jokingly]  Yeah, I saw them do that on CSI

  Christopher Moltisanti : [after Carlo leaves]  Hey, I was glad to hear you say that on the search because I gotta take a little time off for some business in Cali: Little Carmine's lined up a meet for us

  Tony Soprano : So, what is it? Business or time off?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to working for Tony]  Time off from here but definitely business with Ben Kingsley

• Phil Leotardo : [talking privately]  this is from John: He said to tell you he appreciates the recent "Headlines"

  Phil Leotardo : [when Tony doesn't respond]  Rusty

  Tony Soprano : [referring to killing Rusty as a favor to John]  I don't know what you're talking about: I turned him down on that

  Phil Leotardo : You're a cautious man, you know some people might feel offended, me? My heart is an "open book"

  Phil Leotardo : [when Tony doesn't respond again, referring to the fictional character from the short story The Legend of Sleepy Hollow]  Anyway, Rusty's gone. "Chalk" it up to The Headless Horseman

• Artie Bucco : [points to one of the strippers]  You could fuck her, you know?

  Tony Soprano : [referring to the side effects from his gunshot wound]  Well, I'm not a hundred in that "department" but I'm starting to feel the "old pressure"

  Artie Bucco : It's funny, guys like me, we get drunk and stare. Best case base scenario we go to the back room, get a lap dance, "dry hump", and "blow" in our pants

  Tony Soprano : Listen, if you wanna fuck her so bad, I'm sure it can be worked out

  Artie Bucco : Nah, I couldn't, but you...

  Tony Soprano : What'd you want me to say?

  Artie Bucco : Nothing, it's just a fact

  Tony Soprano : If I knew you were gonna be a pissy mood...

  Artie Bucco : [interrupts him]  Gabriella Dante and Rosalie Aprile came in for lunch yesterday

  Tony Soprano : So, what, you wanna fuck one of them now?

  Artie Bucco : [referring to the new Italian restaurant Artie's competing with]  No, Gab said you all went and had a meal at Da Giovanni on Sunday

  Tony Soprano : Oh, I was gonna tell you it was Phil's grandson's confirmation: pain in the ass

  Artie Bucco : What're you gonna do, you gotta eat?

  Tony Soprano : It's nothing special, believe me. Actually, Carm got a little sick after, too much oil, she thought

  Artie Bucco : Gab said I should check it out, like I could learn something

  Tony Soprano : She should learn how to watch her mouth, that one

  Artie Bucco : [sarcastically]  Fuck her. Carm got sick? Nice touch

  Tony Soprano : It was a "business obligation"

  Artie Bucco : [sarcastically, referring to Tony using Art's previous restaurant to kill a rival and setting a bomb to cover up the crime]  Uh, oh, last time I heard that I had to call the fire department

  Tony Soprano : [referring to Artie attempting to kill himself after an investment he made failed]  Maybe you need another fresh start to fuck up?

• Tony Soprano : [after Christopher returns from his business trip to California, referring to casting Ben Kingsley in his movie]  how'd it go with the movie star?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [lying, after Kingsley passed on the role he offered]  he was all over us but I don't think his right: we made some great contacts. Plus, we got to see Lindsay Lohan, total piece of ass

  Tony Soprano : you hear Artie burned his hand?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to a feud between them]  yeah, him and Benny, how crazy is that? Is he ok?

  Tony Soprano : [referring to Benny forcefully putting Artie's hand into a pot of hot tomato sauce causing his hand to be burned]  layer of skin came off his hand like a glove but they said no scarring and no graft

  Christopher Moltisanti : lucky

  Tony Soprano : [referring to Christopher neglecting his responsibilities as a captain]  not for nothing, I couldn't help but think, if you were here watching your crew, things wouldn't have gone the way they did

  Christopher Moltisanti : you let me go, I asked you and now it's my fault Artie and Benny got into it?

  Tony Soprano : this is what I was concerned about: the loss of focus

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to Christopher telling Tony his former fiancée Adriana was an FBI informant causing Tony to order Silvio to kill her]  look, not many guys have had to make the kind of sacrifice I did

  Tony Soprano : [irritated because he constantly reminds him he chose Tony and the mafia life instead of disappearing with Adriana]  many times are you gonna "play" the Adriana "card"?