The Sopranos (TV Series)

Luxury Lounge (2006)

Manuela Feris: Martina

Quotes 

• Artie Bucco : [while she leaves]  hold on a second. I want to ask you something

  Artie Bucco : [as she begins to cry, realizing she was part of Benny's credit card scheme]  I knew it

  Martina : I'm sorry. I'll pay you back

  Artie Bucco : How could you do this to me?

  Martina : You were so mean to me

  Artie Bucco : Like helping you find the apartment? Teaching you how to drive?

  Martina : As soon as you found out I wasn't going to fuck you, you started picking on me

  Artie Bucco : I wanted to fuck you? You certainty have a high opinion of yourself

  Martina : You stare to me like food. Well, I'd never fuck you. I go to Benny and we laugh at you

  Artie Bucco : Benny?

  Martina : While I fuck him in the pile of money we take from your stupid customers

  Artie Bucco : You're fired

  Artie Bucco : [as she exists the door]  oh yeah? Look whose laughing now. You don't think I can press charges because of my friendship with Tony? Three months you've worked here, you don't think that goes on your permanent record? We lead the world in computerized data collection

• Martina : [talking privately]  What is it? You're looking at me very seriously

  Artie Bucco : Remember I had that friend that was going to help you "speed" through the Green Card process?

  Artie Bucco : [after she nods]  "Apparently", it's not happening

  Martina : why?

  Artie Bucco : "Too much on his plate" he said. I guess your gonna just have to do it yourself, I'm sorry

  Martina : All those forms: shit me

  Artie Bucco : I wish I could help you... but really, it's a small inconvenience to live in freedom, right?

  Martina : [before he walks away]  Yes, I know this

• Artie Bucco : [jokingly, walking up to Christopher, Benny, Murmur]  Benny, Mo, and Jack, how's the Bruschetta? You guys got a quorum? Lemme get you a table

  Benny Fazio : [to Christopher and Murmur, referring to sitting at the bar]  You guys go ahead, I'm gonna stay right here

  Artie Bucco : [before gesturing to where Martina's standing, referring to Benny]  My best customer but his nailed to this fuckin spot: it's either the wine or the view

  Artie Bucco : [referring to Martina]  Such a sweet kid, you know she told Charmaine, back in Albania, her whole family got blown up waiting for an oil change: the shit she's been through, we just had to help her. Charmaine called in a favor with her cousin in Manhattan, got her a working visa and get started on the Green Card

  Artie Bucco : [gestures to her to come over]  Martina, come do some hosting

  Martina : Hi

  Christopher Moltisanti : Hey

  James 'Murmur' Zancone : What's up?

  Artie Bucco : [to Martina, referring to Christopher, Benny, Murmur]  This is your cheering section here

  Martina : Hello Benny

  Artie Bucco : [to Martina]  You got the reservations squared away?

  Martina : It's very few right now

  Artie Bucco : [explaining why he has so few customers]  Football season

  James 'Murmur' Zancone : I could watch her walk away all night

  Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly]  Good, because like most girls with you, that's what she's gonna do

  Artie Bucco : Ah, just to be young and single like these two, right Benito?