- Man #1: Hello, camper! My name is Rick! How're you doing?
- Cartman: [shouts] Well, I'm pissed off, Rick! How are you?
- Chef: James Taylor, what the hell you doin' in here, singin' about prostitutes to the children? Get outta here!
- Kyle Broflovski: Dude, I don't know if I'm gonna like the new Eric Cartman.
- Stan Marsh: Did you like the old one?
- Kyle Broflovski: Good point.
- Mr. Mackey: Now Eric, all these people came here and paid to send you to camp because they care about you.
- Mr. Garrison: Yeah, except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face when they told you.