South Park (TV Series)

The Biggest Douche in the Universe (2002)

Isaac Hayes: Chef

Quotes 

• [Chef's parents are exorcising Kenny's spirit from Cartman's body] 

  Chef's Pa : It's almost out! All right, son, now bring me the victim child!

  Chef : The victim child?

  Chef's Pa : Yeah, you know, the child that we sacrifice so we can put Kenny's soul into its body.

  [Chef stares silently] 

  Chef's Ma : Oh Lord, they didn't bring a victim child.

  Chef : Where were we gonna find a child to sacrifice?

  Chef's Ma : We weren't gonna ask you where you got it from.

• Eric Cartman : Hey guys. How's it going?

  Chef : Cartman?

  Stan : No that's Kenny.

  Eric Cartman : What the hell are you assholes doing here?

  Stan : That's Cartman.