Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)

Baffler Meal (2003)

George Lowe: Space Ghost

Quotes 

• Space Ghost : [Appears and looks around] 

  Zorak : Uga Buga!

  Space Ghost : [Looks at Zorak]  Zorak, take off the mask.

  Zorak : What mask?

  Space Ghost : You KNOW what mask I'm talking about.

  Zorak : No, I don't.

  Space Ghost : Yes you do, you're wearing it RIGHT now!

  Zorak : No, I'm not.

  [leaps over keyboard and runs away] 

  Space Ghost : Come back here, you Godforsaken mantis!

  [chases after Zorak] 

  Zorak : [Off screen]  MWU HAHAHAHA!

  Space Ghost : [off screen]  YOU DO HAVE A MASK!

• Master Shake : Aqua Teen Hunger Force assemble!

  Frylock : Frylock, the hunger fater tator.

  Meatwad : Meatwad, ball of compressed meat. The bun is in your mind.

  Master Shake : And together, we are...

  Master Shake , Frylock , Meatwad : Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

  Meatwad : The bun is in your mind!

  Master Shake : Meatwad, stand down!

  Meatwad : But it is. It's in your mind.

  Zorak : What's with the stupid food puppets?

  Space Ghost : Zorak, they're a delicious meal from Burger Trench.

  Moltar : Burger Trench? I found a bone in my shake there.

  Space Ghost : Mmm-mmm!

  Moltar : No, no, man. It was human.

  Space Ghost : Oh.

  Zorak : Yeah, and my dipping sauce had ticks in it.

• Narrator : [Deleted opening]  Meanwhile, outside the city of New Burgerdelphia...

  Space Ghost : Come on down and meet your doom, ghost! Climb up here and get me, Pep-ar! If you've got the guts...

  [Space Ghost plays with his burger fort] 

  Space Ghost : Hark, a messenger! What news dost thou bring to yonder Burger Castle?

  Server : The bill.

  Space Ghost : Ninety-three dollars! For what? Let me see your manager.

  Burger Trench Manager : Well, Ghost, it seems we have a... tasty problem, then, don't we?

  Space Ghost : I just thought...

  Burger Trench Manager : Thought what? That food is free? It isn't. But I have a solution that I trust you'll find satisfactory.

  Space Ghost : You're going to make food free?

  Burger Trench Manager : Oh, very clever, Ghost. Bravo! No, trust me. We will make it worth your while or I will have your head between two steamed buns.

  [Space Ghost looks scared as the manager laughs maniacally] 

• Space Ghost : You've got to chill out, and shut your lid, cup! Or else it'll be time to shake it up! And the drinks are on me!... 'Cause I'm tired of milking this shake!... And there's no free refills this time!... Excuse me, ma'am, but the machine seems to be out of ice, and... I just purchased this!... Let me... let me rework this.

• Master Shake : I am always on your mind.

  Meatwad : The bun is in your mind.

  Master Shake : Ahh sweet delight! Meatwad has spoken again. Yes, keep chanting that ad line, Meatwad. How about this one? Reward yourself by eating a wad of decayed meat with an oasis of greasy honey-mustard lodged...

  Space Ghost : Will you just shut up for three seconds?

• Space Ghost : [to Master Shake]  You need to chill out, and shut your lid cup, or else it'll be time to shake it up!

  [pause] 

  Space Ghost : And the drinks are on me.

  [pause] 

  Space Ghost : Cause I'm tired of milking this shake. And there's no... free refills this time.

  [pause] 

  Space Ghost : Excuse me Mam but the machine seems to be out of ice and, I just purchased this.

  [longer pause] 

  Space Ghost : Let me, let me rework this.