Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)

Urges (1995)

George Lowe: Space Ghost, Tad Ghostal

Quotes 

• Space Ghost : Tell me, how is Africa different from the States?

  Catherine Bach : There's no Siegfried and Roy in South Africa.

  Space Ghost : What? I didn't know that. Moltar, get my investment advisor on the phone. Divest all interest in South Africa immediately! Uh,

  [all background noise stops] 

  Space Ghost : those views were mine and do not necessarily reflect the station or its owners.

• Space Ghost : Oh, Zorak, we hardly knew ye. Yes, you were pure evil, but I learned to see the good in that. I'll miss you, my little friend who used to try and kill me, but rest assured, you will not be forgotten. I'll always remember that vile, near-poisonous gas you would emit whenever you were happy and I'll never forget lunching with you in the commissary, watching you eat ten raw chickens and drink toner from the copy machine. You loved that toner.

• Space Ghost : Will you please keep your mind on the music?

  Zorak : I can't. It's mating season.

  Space Ghost : So, what's the big deal? Unless... Zorak, is it your first time?

  Zorak : Don't be ridiculous. I've mated, uh, lots of times.

  Moltar : Wait a minute. That can't be true!

  Zorak : And why not?

  Moltar : Because your head's still attached to your body.