- J. Jonah Jameson: Wait a minute, are you telling me Spider-Man is just some goofy kid? That's unbelievable.
- Spider-Man: How can anything be unbelievable to a guy who publishes a tabloid?
- Soldier: Two of 'em?
- Spider-Man: Congratulations, you can count. And they say the school system's a failing.
- Norman Osborn: Something occurs to me... Either Spider-Man is destroyed, or you get Oscorp. Whatever happens, you win.
- Kingpin: That's why I'm the Kingpin.
- Alistair Smythe: [after evacuating from the burning Oscorp facility] My father... Did he get out?
- [the building explodes making Alistair gasp in horror]