- Deidre West: Well, then. Let's get this party moving. I have three words I wanna run past ya. Dog. Butt. Firecracker.
- Deidre West: [entering the room yelling] STUART!
- Stuart: O' wait, you are suppose to stay ten feet away from me at all times.
- Stuart: [Deidre throws out a measuring tape to Stuart] Ah, ten feet.
- Deidre West: Give or take a few inches depending on how glad you are to see me.