SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy/Pickles (1999)

Ernest Borgnine: Mermaid Man

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Quotes 

• Mermaid Man : If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.

  Orderly : What is going on in here?

  Mermaid Man : [Points at SpongeBob]  You may kiss the bride!

  [SpongeBob is kicked out of the retirement home and rolls back home] 

  Patrick Star : Did you reunite our heroes?

  SpongeBob : No, but I'm married.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : You can't retire now, there's evil afoot.

  Mermaid Man : [terrified]  Evil! Evil! Where is it?

• Mermaid Man : I did it! I feel five years younger. It's good to be back.

  Barnacle Boy : We did it, you old coot.

  Mermaid Man : Who are you?

• [a waterball is thrown at SpongeBob] 

  Mermaid Man : He's absorbing it like some kind of evil sponge!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.

  Barnacle Boy : Confound it! Get away from 'im!

  Mermaid Man : Stop shoutin'! I'm nappin'!

  Barnacle Boy : It's not me, you old coot!

  Old Coot #1 : Yeah.

  Old Coot #2 : That's me.

  Old Coot #3 : I'm over here.

• Mermaid Man , Barnacle Boy : Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy UNITE!

• Mermaid Man : I did it! I feel five years younger! Ooh, it's good to be back!

  Barnacle Boy : [shakes hands with Mermaid Man]  We did it, you old coot.

  Mermaid Man : Who are you?