SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy/Pickles (1999)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Chef, Young Mermaidman
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Quotes
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Mr. Krabs : Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip...
Crowd : Hooray!
Squidward : [unenthusiastic] Hooray.
Mr. Krabs : Hip-hip...
Crowd : Hooray!
Squidward : Whoop-dee-doo.
Mr. Krabs : Hip-hip...
Crowd : Hooray!
Squidward : Oh, Boy...
SpongeBob SquarePants : And three cheers for the fry cook who took my place while I was gone: Squidward. Hip-hip...
Crowd : Boo!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hip-hip...
Crowd : Boo!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hip-hip...
Crowd : Boo!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hip-hip...
Deep vioce in crowd : Boo! You stink!
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Mermaid Man : If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.
Orderly : What is going on in here?
Mermaid Man : [Points at SpongeBob] You may kiss the bride!
[SpongeBob is kicked out of the retirement home and rolls back home]
Patrick Star : Did you reunite our heroes?
SpongeBob : No, but I'm married.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : You can't retire now, there's evil afoot.
Mermaid Man : [terrified] Evil! Evil! Where is it?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Look! He's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!
Mr. Krabs : And there's the pickles from last time, too!
Female fish : And there's my car keys!
Bubblebass : And... there's my ride!
[Runs off]
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SpongeBob : [Wearing underwear on head and walking backwards] Mr. Krabs, hello. Do you how do?
Mr. Krabs : Why are you talking funny, man?
SpongeBob : I anything can't do right since because pickles.
Mr. Krabs : Nonsense. You'll be back working at the Krusty Krab in no time.
SpongeBob : I don't think ready back go to work, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs : You're doing just fine.
[SpoongeBob walks through a closed door]
Mr. Krabs : Well, maybe not. All you need to do is get your confidence back, so you can make me more money... er, I mean, patties. He-he.
SpongeBob : I how do that?
Mr. Krabs : It's like riding a bike. You never forget.
[Sees a bicycle on a boiling pot in SpongeBob's stove]
Mr. Krabs : Uh, I'm going to help you.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, Bubblebass, what do ya think?
Bubblebass : This is pretty good. Only one thing... you forgot THE PICKLES!
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[SpongeBob walks onto the Shady Shoals lawn, disguised as a woman. Silent movie style piano music plays in the background]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [with a pronounced Southern accent] Oh, my, this purse is so big an' heavy.
[Patrick walks up to SpongeBob, disguised as a burglar]
Patrick Star : Hold it right there, ma'am, I'll be taking that!
[SpongeBob puts his hands to his cheeks to feign shock. He tries to act distressed but can't resist smiling]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Ahhh! Hay-lp! Hay-lp! Hay-lp!
Patrick Star : [watching from behind the retirement home] It's working...
[Barnacle Boy walks up to SpongeBob, irritated]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Why, are you here to rescue little ol' me?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.
Barnacle Boy : Confound it! Get away from 'im!
Mermaid Man : Stop shoutin'! I'm nappin'!
Barnacle Boy : It's not me, you old coot!
Old Coot #1 : Yeah.
Old Coot #2 : That's me.
Old Coot #3 : I'm over here.
