SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Valentine's Day/The Paper (2000)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star
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Quotes
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Patrick : I defy you, heart-man!
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Patrick : I've been thinking. At first a handshake doesn't seem like much, but really it's the thought that counts...
[Fran walks up with a heart-shaped box of chocolates in her arms]
Fran : Hey SpongeBob, I just wanted to thank you for this box of chocolates.
SpongeBob : Uh, no problem Fran.
Patrick : And even though I was expecting more...
[Dave walks up with roses]
Dave : Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day!
SpongeBob : You too, Dave.
Patrick : And not that it matters that we've been friends for so long...
[female fish walks up with a bike]
Female Fish : Hey SpongeBob, thanks for the bike!
[to Patrick]
Female Fish : Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning!
Patrick : [getting angry, through clenched teeth] So, as I was saying...
Male Fish : Excuse me; do you guys have the time?
Patrick : [snaps, screams and throws the fish] Patrick needs love, too-hoo-hoooo!
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Patrick : You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of *yours*!
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Patrick : Heart on stick - must die!
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Sandy Cheeks : Yee-haw! Get along, little shellfish! Gallop, you scallops!
[Lands the balloon right behind Patrick; SpongeBob is relieved]
SpongeBob : Yeah! Sandy's here! Woo-hoo! Look, Patrick, it's here! It's here! The best Valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!
Patrick : [ignores him] Sure it is.
SpongeBob : [jumping up and down] I'm telling you! It's right there! TURN AROUND!
Patrick : Uh-uh.
SpongeBob : Patrick, just turn around!
[the crowd shouts at Patrick and SpongeBob is sad]
Crowd : Turn around! You nincompoop! Why you!
Patrick : You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?
Crowd : YES! TURN AROUND!
Patrick : No!
Crowd : [chanting] TURN-A-ROUND! TURN-A-ROUND!
Patrick : Nuh-uh! I'm gonna say this once and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention! I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason, *ever!*
Sandy Cheeks : Howdy, Patrick!
Patrick : [turns around] Hi, Sandy!
[He sees the chocolate balloon and is reduced to surprised gibberish]
SpongeBob : Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!
Patrick : Yay! My valentine!
[jumps on it]
Patrick : Hey, is this solid chocolate?
SpongeBob : Patrick, NO!
[Patrick bites into the balloon and chocolate explodes all over the carnival]
Patrick : Aw, SpongeBob... you didn't have to get me anything.
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Patrick : Patrick needs love too! I defy you Heart-Man!
[Rips costume off of Valentine Fair's mascot]
Patrick : Big Heart on Stick must Die!
[Starts gnawing on the whirly-ride's pole with a heart atop it. It doesn't work]
Patrick : Little heart on stick must die!
[Snaps the stick of someone's heart-shaped candy. SpongeBob hides behind the crowd]
Patrick : Bring me SpongeBob!
[Crowd gladly hurls SpongeBob at Patrick's feet]