St. Elsewhere (TV Series)
Night of the Living Bed (1987)
William Daniels: Dr. Mark Craig
Quotes
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Dr. Victor Ehrlich : [as the sheep bit Ehrlich and running away] Whoa. Oh no, she bit me.
Dr. Mark Craig : You moron. Make like a sheepdog and go corral her.
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[a car horn honks outside the emergency room. Elliot investigates, finding a pickup truck outside]
Dr. Elliot Axelrod : Hey, excuse me, sir! Ambulance parking only, OK?
Dr. Mark Craig : Guess again, numb-nuggets.
[Elliot is surprised as a sheep stands up in the truck's bed]
Dr. Mark Craig : Well don't just stand there, give the teamster a hand with the tailgate.
Dr. Elliot Axelrod : Dr. Craig, what's going on?
Dr. Mark Craig : I'm implanting the Craig 9000 into the sheep today.
Dr. Elliot Axelrod : Sir, my father's a vet if you'd like a consult.
Dr. Mark Craig : Only about whether to have you neutered.